YOUR MARITAL HEALTH/BUILDING THE CLINIC AND REMODELING THE “BORED” ROOM – THE FURNITURE: WHAT TO GET ON WHEN YOU ARE GETTING IT ON
Man, I’m telling you, I think I almost threw my back out. We tried it on one of those water beds. We never got into the swing of the thing. The thing took control of us. It was like making love on a bucking bronco.
HUSBAND
In outfitting your clinic, pick a bed that is large, firm, and quiet while in motion. Test it out, at least a little, before you buy. Considering how much time you spend in bed, it is worth a major investment. If possible, dispense with a stand and place the mattress and springs directly on the floor. Doing so will add firmness and soundproofing. Forget water beds. Contrary to mythology, and except for variety, they are not the best environment for sex and certainly not for the posture of the future.
You will also need about ten large, firm pillows. Some wedge-shaped pillows will come in handy for the posture of the future. Bedding should be mutually appealing to both partners, but satin sheets, again contrary to popular myth, are not the best for sex. “I slip, he slips, the bed slips, the pillows disappear, and I almost get shot right out from underneath him. When I’m on top, I can’t get any traction,” reported one wife in the couples’ sample.
Make sure the colors in the room appeal to both of you. Both partners must be involved in the design and decorating of this clinic. It will take some time, but make this private place the best place for both of you to be free. Make sure the phone unplugs and anything distracting is removed. If you want mirrors, put them up. Nobody will see them if you keep this room locked.
If you have followed along to this point, stand back now and do an inspection of the construction. Any artwork should be mutually chosen, preferably enlarged pictures of both of you. No pictures of the kids, the dog, parents, or friends. This one private place should reflect a celebration of your marriage, your intimacy, and your sexuality. Add any last-minute details such as incense, candles, a new soft rug, space heater if it gets too cold, and air conditioner if it gets too hot. Make sure you have removed any and all excuses for why this room is not totally yours. Once you have done that, once you have prevented your bedroom from being a “bored” room, your clinic is ready for staffing.
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